Monday, October 11, 2010


From Monaco Cool:

"When Randy Newman wrote Small people, he was thinking about Bob Bicker. Walking with Bicker toward Le Texan one night, this smug little guy sneezed and inadvertently blew a fart so enormous, it propelled him six feet forward.

"Bicker likes expensive ornaments He sports a top-of-the-line gold and diamond-studded Rolex, carries a crocodile attache case and chain-smokes with a gold Dunhill lighter. Throw in the bouffant hair-do, cigarette holder and effeminate gestures, and you've got the know-it-all caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland."